1 00:00:10,609 --> 00:00:12,110 Hey, butthead, where are we? 2 00:00:12,350 --> 00:00:13,750 I think we're lost. 3 00:00:15,070 --> 00:00:17,330 Cool. Maybe we'll be on the news. 4 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:18,609 Oh, yeah. 5 00:00:18,610 --> 00:00:19,610 That would rule. 6 00:00:21,870 --> 00:00:23,710 Whoa. Do you hear that? 7 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:26,050 What is it? 8 00:00:35,370 --> 00:00:36,550 Beavis, butthead. 9 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:41,360 What a happy coincidence. We were just rapping about the need to recruit new 10 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:44,300 members for our men's group. Would you like to join us? 11 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:45,720 Uh, no. 12 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:48,300 Yeah, really. 13 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:51,360 I'm not going to join any men's group unless I've got, like, chicks in it and 14 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:56,140 stuff. Come on, guys. It's a really super way to express your masculinity in 15 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,540 nurturing all -male environment. 16 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:02,120 With no women around, we're free to be ourselves without fear of seeming sexist 17 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:02,899 or offensive. 18 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:07,380 And we let off some steam to avoid channeling our male anger towards women 19 00:01:07,380 --> 00:01:10,600 greed, destructiveness, or other male problem areas. 20 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:15,780 And that's important, especially today, as we men wrestle with our manhood. 21 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,760 Beaver thruffles with his manhood. 22 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,180 Yeah. I usually win. 23 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:25,600 That's okay, because we all must fight our own demons. 24 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:30,220 That's why these monthly drum -banging sessions are so... You get to bang a 25 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:31,220 drum? Sure. 26 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,500 Cool. 27 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,200 Hi, 28 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:37,518 I'm Gary. 29 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,318 How's it going? 30 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:40,320 Hi, I'm Pete. Hi, Phil. 31 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,560 Nice to meet you. 32 00:01:41,780 --> 00:01:42,800 Hi, I'm Beavis. 33 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:49,700 These houses look fake, butthead. 34 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:54,780 Of course they do. That's like the whole point of college music, to, like, make 35 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:56,080 the suburbs look bad. 36 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:02,640 Did you hear that, butthead? She said hairy bohemoth. 37 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Yeah. 38 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:06,540 What does that mean? 39 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,560 You don't know. 40 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:11,680 I think it may be, um, it had something to do with stool. 41 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,260 Damn it, leave it. Shut up. 42 00:02:15,530 --> 00:02:18,190 There's these two chicks that kiss in this video, and I don't want you talking 43 00:02:18,190 --> 00:02:20,170 about duels. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 44 00:02:20,690 --> 00:02:21,609 Yeah, you're right. 45 00:02:21,610 --> 00:02:23,950 We had a drink, we had a smoke. 46 00:02:24,270 --> 00:02:26,610 He took off her overcoat. 47 00:02:28,550 --> 00:02:30,450 I kissed a girl. Ah! 48 00:02:31,070 --> 00:02:34,750 Butthead! She said you just kissed a girl! Dammit, Beaver. I know. 49 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:38,510 That's what I was trying to tell you when you were talking about duels. Wow. 50 00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:39,790 Look at that. Oh! 51 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:41,310 Maybe they'll show it. 52 00:02:42,350 --> 00:02:43,350 That's gonna be cool. 53 00:02:45,020 --> 00:02:47,540 Whoa. It's Harry Bohemoth. 54 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:50,400 Boy, this is turning out to be pretty good. 55 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:57,800 You know, when I see two girls kissing, it kind of gives me a special feeling. 56 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,120 Yeah, yeah. 57 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,320 Me too. 58 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:03,520 Kind of makes me want to make a stool. 59 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:06,560 Dammit, Beavis, you are messed up. 60 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:19,160 Well, she said it again. She said she kept the girl again. You have to do a 61 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,040 more than that if you want to be a lesbian. 62 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:29,320 I like this part in here after she says she kept the girl, where it goes... 63 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:35,420 If there were two chicks right here making out, you'd probably just go... 64 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:39,560 Talk about stools and stuff. 65 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:43,300 Yeah, just sit back, watch a couple chicks make out, and talk about stools. 66 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:50,930 This sucks. 67 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:56,110 Actually, it can be quite therapeutic, butthead. Here, why don't you take out 68 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:57,790 some of that aggression on the drum? 69 00:03:58,030 --> 00:04:00,310 And let loose with your innermost thoughts. 70 00:04:03,630 --> 00:04:06,370 This sucks. 71 00:04:08,850 --> 00:04:11,650 This sucks. 72 00:04:13,970 --> 00:04:17,010 Bunch of dumbass wussies hitting a stupid drum. 73 00:04:20,870 --> 00:04:26,830 Um, good, butthead. You tapped into some genuine emotions there, and I think we 74 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:28,530 can all relate to what you're saying. 75 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:30,590 Uh, you can? 76 00:04:30,850 --> 00:04:31,850 Sure we can. 77 00:04:32,130 --> 00:04:35,650 It really doesn't suck that you had the courage to say, this sucks. 78 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:37,850 We're hearing you loud and clear, brother. 79 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:39,730 That sucks. 80 00:04:40,860 --> 00:04:45,980 Okay. Now it's your turn, Beavis. Really try to get in touch with your inner 81 00:04:45,980 --> 00:04:47,020 male. No way. 82 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,740 Not with a bunch of dudes watching. 83 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:50,280 Don't be shy. 84 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:53,340 Just hit the drum and say what's on your mind. 85 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:54,860 Oh, yeah. 86 00:04:55,820 --> 00:04:56,820 Okay. 87 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:59,400 Whoa. That's pretty cool. 88 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:22,140 Okay, Beavis. Now let that wild man within put his feelings into words. 89 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:23,940 We're with you, brother. 90 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,680 It's like, I want to check out chicks' singing. I want to see their singing, 91 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,680 they won't let me. And that just makes me want to check them out even more. We 92 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,120 feel your male pain. I feel like I'm never going to score. 93 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:36,520 Chicks don't want to talk to me. It's like... I want to go up and say, hey, 94 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:37,539 baby, how's it going? 95 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:39,060 And then they just, like, they just go away. 96 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:40,340 And then they slap me. 97 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:42,800 I can identify with that, I guess. 98 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:46,520 And sometimes I just want to get a big bulldozer. And I just want to, like, I 99 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:49,520 just want to, like, bulldoze the wall to the girl's locker room. That way I can 100 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,479 see their boob. 101 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:51,560 That would be cool. 102 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:55,700 It's like I know they're naked inside there. And I just can't stand it. 103 00:06:07,420 --> 00:06:12,440 I think someone's inner warrior needs to go back to basic training. 104 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,900 Maybe you need professional help, David. 105 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:21,640 Somebody take that damn drum away from him. What the hell are you teaching 106 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,640 kids of yours anyway? 107 00:06:22,940 --> 00:06:26,120 You know, the guys at the gym were right. You are a panty waste. 108 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:29,900 And you said this was a way to recapture the spirit of Woodstock? 109 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:31,680 Woodstock my ass! 110 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:37,060 Wait a minute, guys. That kind of old -fashioned male aggressiveness is never 111 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:38,060 the solution. 112 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:39,840 Yeah. 113 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:41,960 Fuck. 114 00:06:46,430 --> 00:06:47,430 Oh, no. 115 00:06:57,530 --> 00:06:59,470 Oh, no, it's another one of these. 116 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:05,110 They need to try harder. 117 00:07:05,610 --> 00:07:07,910 Yeah, yeah, it's like they're not even trying. 118 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:14,730 Come on, hey, come on. I want you to start over again, and this time try. 119 00:07:17,510 --> 00:07:20,930 Come on, let's go. Pick it up. Come on. Come on. Here we go. Come on. One, two, 120 00:07:20,990 --> 00:07:23,030 three, four. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Rock. 121 00:07:26,610 --> 00:07:30,050 This is just horrible. 122 00:07:32,490 --> 00:07:36,130 They're going to be horrible at least like, you know, kick ass. You know, like 123 00:07:36,130 --> 00:07:37,910 Jesus Lizard. 124 00:07:38,330 --> 00:07:40,270 I mean, they fuck, but they kick ass. 125 00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:43,490 I think these guys are just lazy. 126 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:49,220 They're too lazy to rock, and they're too lazy to clean the tub. 127 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:54,360 These guys are so lazy, they probably take a dump in the tub. 128 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,120 I do that sometimes. 129 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,680 You poop in the tub? 130 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,460 Yeah. And then sometimes... 131 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,200 I just pee all over the whole bathroom. 132 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:17,260 You're disgusting, Beavis. 133 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:24,320 But, Head, where's Beavis? 134 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:26,600 Uh, I don't know. 135 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:36,700 I get the crane with the wrecking ball, and the bulldozer, all those really nice 136 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:40,919 shovels, and an ice pick, and a backhoe and a forklift, and a front -end loader 137 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:45,480 and a combine, and a getaway car, and some rubber. 138 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:47,680 Only then will I score. 139 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:51,100 And that's about it. Oh yeah, and some boobs. 140 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,580 Your turn, Butthead. 141 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:55,720 Butthead? 142 00:08:58,360 --> 00:08:59,360 Butthead! 143 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:00,760 It's your turn! Come on! 144 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:03,830 Uh -oh. 145 00:09:08,690 --> 00:09:13,850 That sounds like wipeout. I think that's a 146 00:09:13,850 --> 00:09:19,150 butt wipeout. You know? 147 00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:22,430 Instead of wipeout. 148 00:09:22,970 --> 00:09:26,350 Butt wipeout. Butt wipeout. 149 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,180 Check it out. They do this really cool dance coming up here. 150 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:35,820 Oh, really cool. 151 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,380 Is that it? 152 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:38,940 No, that's just hockey. 153 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:46,300 I think they're singing about a car. 154 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:48,500 Yeah, yeah, see, now that's pretty cool. 155 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:51,780 If I had a really cool car, I'd sing about it too. 156 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:56,040 Like maybe, my car is really fast, it kicks a lot of ass. 157 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,860 It runs on gas. 158 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,700 I drive it on the grass. 159 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,520 There it is, see? 160 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:03,600 Isn't that cool? 161 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,900 What's cool about it? Me. 162 00:10:07,420 --> 00:10:09,200 It's like they're all doing it together. 163 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:11,740 That's cool. 164 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,500 You think it's cool when dudes dance together, Butt -Heads? 165 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:17,880 Yeah. 166 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:19,920 Damn it, Viva. Just shut up. 167 00:10:20,380 --> 00:10:22,280 Hey, Butt -Heads. 168 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:24,000 Would you like to dance? 169 00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:27,090 Oh, man.